I got my hands around a nice little package the other day, some soft porn from my favourite one-stop shop - Prowler Direct. Soft porn is not usually my thing. I am a Bel Ami & Falcon Gal who likes her men all ripped and oiled... and hot!! To appreciate a lot of the talent in “cheap” porn, one would usually have to get completely wasted on cheap drink or head candy, neither of which appeal to me. But in the interests of conducting a fair and unbiased review, I sat down to watch the two soft-core “euroboy blue” movies called Raunchy Rancheros and Dirty Chavs...Innit, both certified 18 and both Zipper DVD brands. I started my review with Raunchy Rancheros, a story about a group of farmhands who lovingly molest the farm owner’s son while his parents are away. Voyeurs and anyone into group action will enjoy this one as it has a lot of outdoor scenes, including hot poolside orgy-action with cute boys. One scene disturbed me a little, and that was of a farmhand lad having it off with a melon in the veggie patch which was reminiscent of that hilarious scene in the comedy, American Pie. Who does that in real life? The acting overall was of mediocre standard, what one would normally expect from cheap porn. However, some of the boys are cute and the action undeniably hot. For soft porn, this one makes it to the top of the rung and is pretty good. I give this movie 3 out of 5 kisses X X X