This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever stocked!

Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing-a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. The reader can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

WARNING! This book is intended for novelty purposes only. Do not put your penis through the holes in this book or any other unknown holes. Death, severe injury or papercuts may occur.