For those who need a reminder that while love may be fleeting, psychotic tendencies last a lifetime!

Tongue-in cheek greetings card for your favourite mind f**king friend from the hilarious 'Kiss Me Kwik' range!

Last night was slowly coming back to him.

These gorgeous cards have been left blank inside for your own message. Size: 10.5cm x 14.75cm

My best feature? Hmmm...I don't know. Probably my cock.

Jesus loves everyone except for you, you cunt!

FYI - You're a cheap good for nothing rancid old slag.

Fuck Off! I'm Smoking.

They don't seem to have sent any lube.

Personally, I couldn`t date anybody who wasn't into saving the planet. Unless, of course, they had a really big cock.