This Dean Morris designed greetings card is packaged with a colorful plain envelope. The inside of the card is blank allowing you to write you're own personal message, preferably something a little mo...

Make his Christmas unforgettable with this explicit card. On the third fold it reads "which would you blow first?"

Tongue-in cheek greetings card for your favourite mind f**king friend from the hilarious 'Kiss Me Kwik' range!

My best feature? Hmmm...I don't know. Probably my cock.

Jesus loves everyone except for you, you cunt!

They don't seem to have sent any lube.

Personally, I couldn`t date anybody who wasn't into saving the planet. Unless, of course, they had a really big cock.

All right! I'll do it. Just don't come in my mouth!

Filthy dirty bum queen. Comes with a badge that matches the card.