Last night was slowly coming back to him.

These gorgeous cards have been left blank inside for your own message. Size: 10.5cm x 14.75cm

My best feature? Hmmm...I don't know. Probably my cock.

Jesus loves everyone except for you, you cunt!

FYI - You're a cheap good for nothing rancid old slag.

Fuck Off! I'm Smoking.

They don't seem to have sent any lube.

Personally, I couldn`t date anybody who wasn't into saving the planet. Unless, of course, they had a really big cock.

All right! I'll do it. Just don't come in my mouth!

Filthy dirty bum queen. Comes with a badge that matches the card.

Tranny Fucker. Comes with a badge that matches the card.